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// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”); throw up; //ha ha //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //Now, God only knows // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets // released into the public. // drunk, fix later // Magic. Do not touch. return 1; # returns 1 double penetration; // ouch /////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line // I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete. // I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will. //Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am. options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! // I have to find a better job // hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser) } catch (PartInitException pie) { // Mmm… pie } // John! If you’ll svn remove this once more, // I’ll shut you, for God’s sake! // That piece of code is not “something strange”! // That is THE AUTH VALIDATION. try { } catch (SQLException ex) { // Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally. } catch(Exception ex) { //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!! } // Catching exceptions is for communists // If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project. // I am so, so sorry for you. God speed. // if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work // The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt. //ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US // If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t know who wrote it //You are not expected to understand this /** * If you don’t understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead. */ ‘NO COMMENT //Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point //Mr. Compiler, please do not read this. catch (Ex as Exception) { // oh crap, we should do something. } // TODO make this work // If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you. // This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working. // For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me // Houston, we have a problem // If I from the future read this I’ll back in time and kill myself.